Sit-down restaurants
There’s something about walking into an establishment waiting to be fed that feels a bit off to me. I hate looking at a menu that is trying to impress me. I don’t like when a waiter is pretending to be too nice to me because I have unwittingly been given the tools to ruin their job via a bad review, a complaint to their manager, or because they just want a good tip. I much prefer to cook at home or grab-and-go. Do not even get me started on fine dining, which I highly disenjoy.
Alcohol & drugs
I don’t have anything to run away from. I enjoy being conscious and waking up in the morning feeling good. I hate the idea of poisoning my body for the sake of making
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